Biographees: The Drainplugs

A rare photo of the original Drainplugs (note double exposure with shot of railroad train). LEFT TO RIGHT: Mike Malloy (in white t-shirt), Ryan Bullock (in white t-shirt), Patrick Malloy (in white t-shirt), Wayne (Arm)strong (in white t-shirt).

blah blah blah blah blah DRAIN- PLUGS blah blah blah blah RYAN blah blah blah blah blah MIKE blah blah blah blah blah PATRICK blah blah blah blah COAST TO COAST blah blah blah blah blah WAYNE blah blah ATE A PIZZA PIE blah blah blah blah blah blah RECORDING blah blah DRUMSTICKS WENT FLYING blah blah blah blah blah E.P. IN 1996 blah blah blah blah blah HE WAS THEN EXTRADITED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH blah blah blah blah blah blah STINKEROONIE blah blah blah HE CRIED SEVERAL NIGHTS IN A ROW blah blah blah blah blah blah blah "GO TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, DRAINPLUGS!" THEY DEMANDED blah blah blah blah blah

Drainplugs in 2000, a millenium of taking themselves too seriously?

yada yada yada MIKE, HE BE TRYIN' yada yada yada yada yada POWERFUL TENTACLE yada yada yada yada yada yada BLUESMEN yada yada yada yada yada yada WRITING NEW SONGS yada yada yada yada "HEP BLUES" yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada "I'M DYING," HE SCREAMED AGAIN yada yada yada yada yada yada yada "WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN, HONEY," SHE SAID yada yada yada yada "BLUES FOR THE SUMPREMABILLIES" yada yada yada yada MINOR RADIO HIT yada yada yada yada COULDN'T GET A BREAK yada yada yada yada

Drainplugs with latest drummer, Jimmy Ford.

(Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) THE DRAINPLUGS TRIED AGAIN, BUT (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) "NO DICE!" (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) IT WAS A LION TAMER, BUT STILL... (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.) (Expletive deleted.)