Is it possible that in all of cyberspace these are the only websites worth visiting?

(Probably not.)

See the online acting resume of Drainplugs founder and future bijou personality Mike "Put
Lots of Pictures of Himself on his Website" Malloy here.

Buy the Lee Van Cleef biography written by Drainplugs founder, future bijou
personality and hack writer Mike "Plugs his Non-music Projects on his Music
Website" Malloy at Barnes & Noble.

Flat Duo Jets Perhaps the best recently defunct neo-rockabilly band.

The Eugene Swank Atomic Honky Tonk A swell neo-rockabilly band which,
when it breaks all to pieces, will be a contender for best recently defunct
neo-rockabilly band.

Tallahassee Bands Musicians in reasonable geographic proximity to the Drainplugs.

Some good deals on paperbacks.




These buttons
is kind of ugly,
aint they?